RIP Leslie Nielsen

David Zucker remembers Leslie Nielsen in such a wonderful way.
From The Hollywood Reporter:

Arguably the best role was that of Dr. Rumack, played by the guy no one wanted or ever suspected would be funny, much less go on to have a second career starring in feature films as a goofball comic. Leslie was great in the role because he never "winked" -- let on that he knew he was in a comedy. This was essential to the style, and Leslie had a natural instinct for it.

One of my all-time favorite exchanges in film:

Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
Captain Oveur: I can't tell.
Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.
Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?

Scott Adams learns to follow directions

Dilbert's Scott Adams has the best explanation for why to wear gloves when cutting jalepeno peppers...

Imagine turning a broom upside down, so the pointy bristles are facing up. You take your hand, palm facing down, and bounce it on the pointy bristles. Can you imagine how uncomfortable that feels on your hand? Okay, good.

Now imagine that a giant troll sees you playing with the broom. He snatches it out of your hand, chews the handle into a point and shoves it so far up your ass that you can taste it. Then he uses you like a huge flyswatter to kill a nest of porcupines that are living in his salt mine. My hand hurt like that.

From his night he learned to follow directions...